Orange Is the New Black is a story of…
When you see someone with a happy icon make a really angry text post
do you ever see a post so obnoxious you subconsciously whisper “fuck off" as you’re scrolling past it
A lycanthrope transforms in front if his friend for the first time.
"Oh my god."says his friend,"You just turned into a wolf."
"Yes,"he replies "I am a were"
do you ever stretch and just MAKE THE LOUDEST SEXUAL NOISE EVER
taurus- weak ass bitch
gemini- ass lovin trash
cancer- water loving son of a bitch
leo- asshole who thinks theyre funny
virgo- pokèmon master
libra- loser nerd
scorpio- swaggy cool kid
sagittarius- shrek worshipper
capricorn- annoying piece of uncool
aquarius- boobie lovin cunt
pisces- bee movie jerk