a new zine called shitty horoscopes that i’ll be premiering this year at the Toronto Queer Zine Fair, among other things! hopefully i’ll make volumes available for online purchase soon. credit where credit is due: this was inspired by the huge number of made-up horoscopes floating around tumblr lately, and angry-poems.
yup, the Libra one is pretty accurate
shiPS WITH THE TALLER PERSON BENDING OVER TO KISS THE SHORTER ONE AND THE SHORTER ONE STILL HAS TO STAND ON TIP TOES TO REACH THE TALLER ONE
I’ve been waiting for this joke for ages
THIS IS A JOKE I NEVER EVEN KNEW I WANTED.